Recent Thoughts

I wanted to reflect upon my 41st birthday, which I observed one week ago today.  That is so hard to believe for me personally, as it hardly seems like I am that old!  Then, I look at my expanding gut, my graying hair, and feel my aching bones, and I am quickly reminded.  Any of you know what I mean?

Any rate, I overall had a nice birthday, as I got a very interesting present.  My mother doesn't know how to shop for me, so when we go over to visit her at her place in Lakeland she just gives me some cash and tells me to buy it myself.  That is becoming more challenging too, as I buy almost everything on-line and don't really see much I need from an actual store anymore.  But, there is a new thrift store a couple of miles from the house, and although I have a semi-moratorium on buying vinyl for my music collection (with 860 LP's it is getting a little hard to keep up with vinyl now) nonetheless some patron of this store was either Polish by heritage or a polka music fan, and the store had a lot of rare finds as far as polka records go - I found about 7 LP's from the late 1970's of Jimmy Sturr's for instance, which are hard to come by - so I indulged myself a little with about a dozen new albums.  Along with the LP's, I also stumbled across some very vintage 78 RPM records, and although most of them had chips and cracks in them (for the young'uns under 30 that think CD's have existed forever, a 78 RPM record was made out of thick shellac, the same material many dishes are made from.  Therefore, they are very fragile and easily broken in the wrong hands. They stopped making those I believe in the late 1950's) one did make its way into my collection this weekend.  The record was pressed, according to my copy of Brian Rust's Dance Band Discography (this 2-volume work is essential to big band record collectors, but is hard to find) on December 29, 1920, and was released to market in February 1921.  It didn't have a scratch on it, and was a find.  On top of that, the orchestra was Paul Whiteman's, and the dates indicate this was one of his earliest records, recorded on the Victor label.  Therefore, upon finding out the date, I was very excited about it, as that is something you don't come across everyday!  There was also a Ted Lewis Columbia disc (Johnny Hamp's Kentucky Serenaders, another early big band, was on the B side of the disc) which disappointed me because it had a nick on the edge rendering it unplayable.  I would have loved to have gotten that one too, as it was a "Blue Label" Columbia, meaning it was recorded sometime between 1917 and 1922.  But, can't win them all, so life goes on. 

On Thursday, the day after my birthday, we visited my mother as she wanted to get us a baby potbellied piglet, but upon seeing them and the challenges they would potentially entail, we decided against that - they were cute little devils though, but when the lady caught one and it let out an ear-piercing squeal, Barb and I looked at each other and could see our hungover neighbor across the street really appreciating that!   Maybe when we get a bigger place one day with a bigger yard, a potbellied pig could be a possibility, but not now.  So, being we went to see the little piglets in Bartow, on the way back to Mom's I got to have a good birthday dinner of some fried shrimp and alligator at a neat little "Florida Cracker" restaurant between Lakeland and Bartow, on US 98, called Catfish Country.  Catfish Country used to have another location in Tampa that closed some years back, and I thought it had totally ceased to exist.  However, much to my pleasant surprise, there it was still open and busy, and it was a great treat to eat there again.  If you ever visit Florida and want some good "Cracker cuisine" in the Tampa Bay area, this is the place to go!

Deep-fried gator tail, a Florida Cracker classic and GOOD!!

Barb also made me the most delicious orange cake with lemon icing, and still eating on it a week later, as there is only the two of us.  She does get creative with cakes, which is another thing that endears me to her.

Well, I don't want to just spend all this time chit-chatting about my 41st birthday, so let's think about some other stuff now.  One thing I have been doing is entering this contest on Amazon.com where you can win $100,000 in Mastercard gift cards, and definitely have plans for that if I win!  One thing I would love to do is finally buy my contrabass saxophone.   I love the sound of that beast, and being a guy, I also like it because it is big!!  If you remember Tim Allen's character from the old Home Improvement sitcom, I am a lot like he was with heavy machines - seeing that big saxophone makes me go "Arrr-arr-arr!" like he used to do.  Can you imagine the neighbors hearing that sound resonating from our house??  Take a nice look at the picture, and it will give you an idea of how big the monster is:

Pioneering saxophonist Sigurd Rascher playing the Contrabass sax

That would be a major wish come true to get one of these, although Barb had a look of dread when she saw it! (you think it looks imposing, you should hear how it sounds!).  Anyway, if my prayers get answered and my fingers can stay crossed, in about 4 weeks I will find out if that dream can come true. 

Anyway, that is enough sharing for this week, but hopefully will be back in the near future, and hopefully with a soundclip of me playing a contrabass sax with a bellyfull of deepfried gatortail.  Take care all!

Reflections on My Recent Situation - Some Pet Peeves

I am not sure how to write this, as I am in a bit of a fog today, but it will be a little more serious than my regular posts you may have had the privelege of reading.  It has been a frustrating couple of months, and although life has its challenges, there are times I have to think that a few less in my own life would be good.  Any rate, let's get started.

One of my first pet-peeves I want to address with you today is regarding used-car salesmen.   Honestly - and I know it isn't exactly "Christian" to say it - I hate them.   Used car dealers are to me like a bad infestation of cockroaches; there is no real purpose for them, and no matter what you do they will screw up your life if you get involved with them.  Sounds personal, doesn't it?  That is because it is - a couple of weeks ago, our car died on us.  It was a 1997 Kia Sportage which we had for 3 years, and since having it it has overheated on the road if you reach a certain mileage, and no one could fix it right.  So, after it died from a busted engine block and a bad radiator, we had to invest in a new vehicle.  Our new car is a 1998 GMC Envoy, and we also inherited a problem with that; turns out the fuel pump is wanky after a mechanic checked it out when we took it in due to it stalling and surging at stoplights, and that little gem set us back about $650, and that is in addition to the car payments.  Being a couple of other economic challenges have hit us the last month, this was really not the time to have car problems.   The whole thing has left me rather drained physically and mentally, and being we just had a bright spot with the elections, I am thinking about writing our newest-elected officials about tighter regulation of used-car dealerships.   And, that is what I want to talk about now.

If I ran for office, one of my big platforms would be tighter regulations on both used car dealers and on mechanics.  The "Lemon Laws" of many states basically exempt used car dealerships from any liability, and as a result many hard-working consumers who find themselves in a situation where they need to get an affordable vehicle are often screwed over by these vermin in business suits.  There needs to be some cleaning of house regarding these sleazeball emporiums, where often the salespeople are more interested in their commissions than they are the safety and quality of their product and service they are taking your money for.  So, there are a few things I propose, and I want to list some of them here:

1.  There should be a clause requiring any vehicle on a used car lot to be fully functional and driveable, meaning all vital systems should be in running order before the car leaves the lot.  Also, a government-appointed inspector should be on hand to inspect every car that comes on the lot, and close supervision should be implemented with every maintenance procedure.  In other words, the consumer deserves to drive off the lot with a decent car that actually runs, and should not be inheriting problems that are not their responsibility nor can they afford.

2.  Sales contracts for used cars should be free of any language that exempts a dealer from responsibility for repairs, and a warranty system - minimum 90 days - should be required by law for every vehicle on the lot.

3.  Fair market values should be the only criteria for pricing used cars.  If a 14-year-old used SUV is only worth $5000, for instance, the dealer should not attach unwarranted fees raising the price to even $5500.  If any of that activity occurs, a fine should be imposed on the dealership for unethical business practices.

4.  Speaking of fees, such things as so-called "pick-up payments," as well as other bogus costs, should not be legal.  A dealer should be liable for such nonsense.

5.  Salesmen need to allow test-drives of the vehicles, inspections by the buyer's mechanic, etc., before a buyer signs any contracts or any cash passes hands.  Also, a vehicle history document needs to be made available for every customer, and it is the responsibility of the dealership to advise the buyer of the right to request such a document.

These are a few ideas I have regarding used car dealerships, so now let us discuss mechanics.

Like used car dealers, mechanics are a dime a dozen, and often they can bring financial ruin to families due to unexpected car repairs that happen.  The ridiculous costs of labor, coupled with inflated costs of parts, often are more than a person's mortgage payment on their home, and this creates a bigger problem because mechanics, unlike other businesses, often require the full-cost payments up-front.  If you take a car in for something as simple as an alternator issue, that often means at cheapest $300 - when a family has a layoff, medical issue, or other economic strain, they cannot just pull that amount of money out of their butts to give these glorified grease monkeys.  That being said, I think a reasonable cap on labor charged per hour, as well as reasonable costs of parts, needs to be implemented.   Also, mechanics should be required to draw up payment contracts for their services, as this would make it much easier on people's finances.  People do need their cars for jobs, errands, etc., and they should not be forced to wait a month or longer just to come up with money to get their car back from a repair that was not their fault.  These are just a few ideas, as too many sleazeballs and cockroaches are in the mechanic field as well.

I am sick of being put into situations, especially with vehicles, where I am completely crippled due to limited budget issues, and I am sure many of you feel the same way.  It is time to make the politicians do their jobs and impose restrictions that favor the consumer on such businesses, and it is time the classic maxim "the customer is always right" comes back into play.  Also, used car salesmen and mechanics are often the most sexist individuals, as they see dollar signs when they see a woman's breasts come in the door (pardon the bluntness) - some women have a knowledge of cars that can rival many men (I am very mechanically-impaired myself as a guy when it comes to cars), and they need to be treated and respected as individuals instead of these sleazeballs thinking a vagina somehow causes mechanical impairment.  This has been a legendary thing for years, about car people ripping off women, and for the life of me I have always marveled at how radical feminists (or feminazis, as they should be called) find more offense at a guy opening a door for them than they do at one of their sisters getting ripped off simply because they have a uterus!  These Patricia Ireland types confound me sometimes, I tell you - feminism is so skewered when it comes to these things.  But, that is a whole other issue for later.

Another thing that often annoys me, especially over the past few years, is the job market.  I cannot tell you when I was job hunting how many applications and resumes I have submitted to people and companies that I have never heard from ever again, and funny thing is these were jobs I should have qualified for too!   A law should be enacted by the state labor departments that requires a response from employers when reviewing resumes of potential candidates, because often these people really could use the work and need to pay bills, etc., so they haven't the leisure to play these games with companies.  Again, it just totally amazes me at how rude people have gotten.

A final pet peeve - these fly-by-night colleges that advertise on late-night TV.  In my inbox on any given day, I get literally tons of junk emails regarding these weird schools - Kaplan University, Florida Career College, Everest University, among others - that are in reality diploma mills.  And, if that isn't enough, they tie up phone lines, especially when you are expecting more important calls, and they are a pain in the butt!  Many of these jackleg schools will either be bought out, go bankrupt, or close down within a matter of months, yet they toss degrees like buckwheat cakes (that is an insult to buckwheat cakes, as I love those!) and the degrees mean nothing.   Regional accredation, if it were enforced more, would close down a lot of those diploma mills, and I think that is something our state education departments should address in detail. 

Those are just a few bad pet-peeves I have had recently, and being I have been in a sort of bad mood for a while now, I needed to air those grievances.  If you feel the same way - I know many of you reading this probably do - then feel free to share your opinions.  After all, we all seek to have peace and stability in our homes, and garbage like that I have addressed threatens that.  Therefore, being a new day has dawned in Washington as well as a lot of state capitals as of this week, let us also get the people we voted to serve us for on our side too - many of them are not "career politicians" like "Nasty Nancy" Pelosi, John "Waffleman" McCain, or "Sorry Charlie" Crist, but are people like us who are sick and tired of what our nation has degenerated into.  Therefore, exercise your rights as citizens and let your voices be heard!  Thanks for allowing me to vent tonight, and will see you next time.