The Snowbird Christmas Carol!

I wrote this as a humorous email when I was bored and didn't have nothing better to do at work last year (maybe actually working would have been a good idea too, right!).  Anyway, although it is the middle of August when I am posting this, consider it a belated "Christmas in July" gift.




"Murdock the liver-spotted snow bird,




had a very bulky car;



He couldn't see 2 inches,



from the steering wheel to the guardrail bar.



And when Murdock went shopping



At the local Publix store,



He would haggle with the bagboy



Because his pack of wienies were a dollar more



Then one busy Friday noon,



The SSI check came in the mail



And the traffic cop said, Murdock with your bald head so bright



Please don’t drive without your nurse tonight.



But how the shuffleboard club loved him



The little 80-something ladies cackled with glee



Because little old Murdock



Had his own teeth and a condo on Big Key!"